|1.||The Paper Shreds|
Small, painful paper cuts one recieves from the act of sexual intercourse with a book, or magazine.
synonym- The Shreds
(7:25:26 PM) Andrew: you read me like a book
(7:25:38 PM) Adam: i fucked your mom like a book
(7:25:50 PM) Andrew: u didn't get the paper shreds did you???