2) Watch out for that slut. She has the panda...
3) I really want to sleep with this girl. But I think she has the panda
4) The panda is like a fruitcake. You get it at least once a year but you never want it
5) If you have it, The Panda is the gift that keeps on giving...If you want it or not...
"AIGHT, BITCH" *Thwat* Thwat*
"Yeahhhh" *Looks into the mirror* "I look like Kung Fu Panda"