*Matt and Carly both look up at the stars*
*Matt thinks to self* "I think i found THE ONE guys"
Matt: I love you.
Carly: Sorry, pimps don't love.
*Matt deep inside* "OMGGGG! :("
anyone: "youre the one!"
keanu: "what? why am i here?"
anyone: "cause you're the one!"
keanu: "you havent answered my question"
anyone: "i just did you fucking dipshit!"
anyone: "goddamit you're lucky you're the one cause theirs about ten billion people that want to punch your dumbass in the face"