A native to Montana, The North American Ross, identified by it's obsession with Trailer Parks Boys and it's need to drink out of cups, poorly constructed from the bottom of old soda bottles. On the outside The North American Ross is a course angry individual who loves guns, hunting, playing guitar hero, and stupid but not fat sorority girls. However, deep down The Ross is a warm, cuddly, and flamboyantly gay individual with a obsession with Man ass. Much like a younger Richard Simmons.
I spotted The North American Ross roaming the streets of down town, spontaneously doing dive roles, falling into ditches, and shouting at cabs. All the while saying "it the way of the road"
by Excom. Mormon drinking team October 22, 2008