The New Yankee Workshop is when you fuck a girl with the claw end of a rusty hammer , usually wearing nothing but a checkered short sleeve t-shirt and a pedophile like beard.Upon climax , you shove her face in a pile of saw dust.
Guy: Dude carol came over last night and she was so drunk she passed out in the garage.
Dude: Oh man what happened ?
Guy: Oh, I put on an episode of This Old House and gave her The New Yankee Workshop.
Dude: Yikes ! You're a sick fuck.
Guy: Yeah well you look like Ralph Macchio.