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masturbating with a corncob pipe up your ass, ejaculating into the bowl and letting the the jizz dribble through the pipe into your asshole.
March of the Nebraskan Cornhusker:

Rally huskers, glory waits for you,
Rally huskers, show what you can do
Fight! forever, Oh! you team,
For the scarlet and the cream
by juan jorne May 20, 2010

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