The act of farting in ones face after taking a royal Bowel Movement and not wiping afterwards. The victim must be asleep and the "Napalmer" must have his or her pants down resulting in Feces hitting the victims face.
Hey! I'm totally gonna napalm Jim's face tonight at the party.
Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.
Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
Girl: I really like your freckles! They're cute!
Boy: Oh those aren't freckles, my friends napalmed me last night.
Hey bro you coming tonight? We're thinking about giving your Mom The Napalm
by N3wt April 22, 2011
1.Smells good in the mornin
2.Also believed to hold the true smell of victory
(cant believe no-one did this yet....)
2.Also believed to hold the true smell of victory
(cant believe no-one did this yet....)
"You smell that? Do you smell that? Napalm, son. Nothing else in the world smells like that. I love the smell of napalm in the morning. You know, one time we had a hill bombed, for twelve hours. When it was all over I walked up. We didn't find one of 'em, not one stinkin' dink body. The smell, you know that gasoline smell, the whole hill. Smelled like … victory."-Apocalypse Now
by Col. Kurtz June 12, 2009
Jelly-like gasoline enclosed in bombs dropped by an airplane. It sticks to whatever it lands on and burns for a long time.
A reported three quarters of all napalm victims in Vietnam were burned through to the muscle and bone (fifth degree burns). The pain caused by the burning is so traumatic that it often causes death.
by Dancing with Fire June 24, 2011
1. A flammable jelly that sticks to materials. Used in flamethrowers and bombs during World War 2 and the Vietnam War. It was outlawed in 1980.
2. Sticky food that is burning hot (i.e cheese or poptart filling) that gets stuck in your mouth and burns the shit outta your mouth.
3. Diarrhea caused by eating various Mexican and spicy foods.
2. Sticky food that is burning hot (i.e cheese or poptart filling) that gets stuck in your mouth and burns the shit outta your mouth.
3. Diarrhea caused by eating various Mexican and spicy foods.
1. Dear god, the videos of napalm strikes are horrifying. I couldn't sleep for days.
2. OH MY GOD YOU MONSTER, WHY DID YOU NOT COOL THIS PIE BEFORE YOU SERVED IT?
3. I was on the shitter for an hour and a half straight napalming the toilet after that chili contest at work.
2. OH MY GOD YOU MONSTER, WHY DID YOU NOT COOL THIS PIE BEFORE YOU SERVED IT?
3. I was on the shitter for an hour and a half straight napalming the toilet after that chili contest at work.
by QuantumToaster July 20, 2015
The act of taking off ones own clothing and dousing the body in syrup, followed by a surprise leap onto an unsuspecting individual.
by N.K. March 24, 2006
Also know as salt of naphthenic acid, it is an aluminum soap of various fatty acids that when mixed with gasoline makes a firm jelly used in some bombs and in flamethrowers. Can be made from 4 parts shredded Styrofoam to 1 part gasoline.
by Penguin4x4 February 3, 2004
Napalm is used to burn people, houses, cars, or anything else that can be burnt. It can be
produced in a wide variety of ways and by using pages of different ingredients.
produced in a wide variety of ways and by using pages of different ingredients.
by That Kid September 17, 2005