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1. The Muffin Man
A man who makes muffins and gives them to all of the people to whom he feels worthy enough. A song was written about him.
Blueberry, chocolate chip, and many more.
by Stinky Jul 19, 2003 add a video
2. The Muffin Man
A creepy tool who preys on unnattractive younger high school girls. He likes to wear just one ear bud at a time, rendering any song in stereo beyond his comprehension. For supper, he likes to eat a salad with zesty french dressing, but not too much, or he'll have bad dreams about his very small feet falling through sewer grates.
J: Hey, let's go cockblock the Muffin Man!
L: Block what?
3. the muffin man
the utmost scaryest person in the whole entire world
only the muffin man could rape kids in a way that it feels good...
4. The Muffin Man
That guy...
The Muffin Man wins!
by Gates May 4, 2004 add a video
5. The Muffin Man
The sexiest forumer in all the intarweb. Usually accompanied by Teh Gates.
The Muffin Man for mod!
by Teh Muffin Man May 4, 2004 add a video
6. The Muffin Man
A person *cough* brenda *cough*, who tells people that they are the muffin man.
Do you know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man.Do you know the muffin man, who lives on Trudy Lane.
Yes, I know the muffin man, the muffin man, the muffin man, Yes I know the muffin man, who lives on trudy lane.
by RCG210 Nov 8, 2003 add a video
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