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Morten Anderson is an NFL kicker who has a facemask with one bar.

The Morten Anderson, or the One-Bar, is the act of placing your wang across a girl's mouth in the same fashion of the facemask. Bonus points for saying "Laces out, bitch!"
I gave her the old One-Bar last night.

Man I would like to give her the Morten Anderson.
by Paulie J. October 01, 2006

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