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1.) A fanfic originally by swirlshakeitup on livejournal, for the pairing Ryden.

It involves a BDSM-like scenario in which Brendon gives Ryan, in the gentlest terms possible, a milk enema. It's quite different from most shock stories in that it wasn't intended as such, it's well-written, and actually has quite a large amount of positive feedback.

It is infamous in the Panic! At the Disco fandom and is quite well-known amongst bandom readers in general. Many other fandoms have plagiarized it and made their own versions of the milk fic, leading to it being a locked entry.

2.) Another term for any particular fandom's shock fic.
A good test to see whether or not you've spent too much time on the internet is to gauge your reaction to the milk fic. If you're reaction borders on nonchalance, then you may want to go outside.

Dan Howell (danisnotonfire) has read the milk fic, have you?

"Ryan was kneeling in the bathtub..."
by ListenToTheseVoices August 08, 2012
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An extremely disturbing, and disgusting, fan fiction, originally published on livejournal. It features Ryden, the pairing of Brendon Urie and Ryan Ross from Panic! At The Disco, performing BDSM-like acts in a detailed matter. It's followed by the sequel: In My Mouth. Upon discovery of The Milk Fic, Brendon Urie videoed his response. I suggest anyone who reads this, and faces it with nonchalance, may need to spend a bit of time, or a long period of time, away from the Fan Fiction scene. Or better yet, don't read it to begin with.
The Milk Fic was removed due to being copied constantly, I wish it had stayed that way.
by AntiMilkFic January 06, 2014
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