b)A great movie consisting of a pasty white guy and a magic negro. (lol)
b) magic negro: No one can tell you what The Matrix is, you must find out yourself.
pasty white guy: I know kung fu!
2. A series of movies starring Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, and Carrie-Ann Moss that is practically the definition of awesomeness, so entirely, ultimately holy in its awesomeness is it.
2. Dude, I like, don't understand those movies, because I'm a bumbling idiot who can't be bothered to think for more than 30 seconds about anything, dude...