When you cum in someone's ass and shove a popsicle up the anus which dams the splooge so as to force the recipient to march like a penguin to the commode.
Last night I came in Perry's ass and didn't want him to spill my seed on my bedsheet, so I made him do The March of The Penguin.
by Honey Badger Bitch January 26, 2012
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After you ejaculate in a woman's anus while she also suddenly gets the urge to poop and she is forced to waddle like a penguin to the toilet while trying not to make a giant mess.
We tried anal for the first time but all it led to was The March of the Penguins.
by Octavia Spencer February 27, 2015