Top Definition
While standing in line pull your dick out and put it in the back pocket of the person in front of you and then asking them for a dollar. When they reach back for their wallet they get a handful, or fingerfull, of penis and you get a handy j but probably not the dollar.
Jack was tired of standing in line at the dmv so he gave the person in front of him the lucky levi.
by Lean Gus September 13, 2011

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