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Hitting on your friends wives, girlfriends, etc.. In a non-threatening, back door way. Using your friendship as a gate way to grope, fondle, talk dirty too, using a DJ voice to bad mouth you to your girl to make himself look better even front of his fiance B. Also, but not limited to strangers, young girls, and feet.
Seduction includes stress ring that doubles as a wedding band.
A.K.A. The Turtle
The Little Mexican. Hanging with a group of friends and their wives. He will make every effort to hit on every one of the wives before the night is through, while taking every opportunity to make the husbands look bad. The classic I'm really a better friend than your husband.
by The V Pack June 17, 2009

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