|1.||The Koehler Bear|
A supreme being with record-breaking speed, when seen by the general public, it has been said that it brings luck. Loves to have pregame and wacky pregame prayers, great supplier of man-fives, and like his partner in crime Bmisk the Dragonslayer, wears a headband frequently. Although he loves to display his illegally good looks, he does not have a catch phrase. Above all he is a gentleman and a scholar.
Coach Mike: Hey guys, why can't u be awesome and score 8 goals like The Koehler Bear over here?
Team: Sorry coach, Bmisk the Dragonslayer is scoring all the rest!
Coach Mike: Oh quit being such fagboys