Having a completely shaved pussy
During her shower this morning, my girlfriend gave herself The Jon Benet!
by ibemeubu May 12, 2009
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noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.

adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized
noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"

adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."
by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005
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An act of autoerotic asphyxiation performed by two people. It basically involves getting choked in a basement until climax.
Steve: "Dude, know how Stephanie likes to be choked? Well last night, we went into her basement and she totally let me Jon Benet her!"
by TroyMcClure 13 July 6, 2011
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The act of destroying all evidence of the crime by grinding up the body into a Pâté and serving it to the press reporters camped outside of your house and if there are any leftovers serving them at the person's funeral reception.
Did you use baby pork or veal in that Jon Benet Pâté that is so delicious?
by Ranchgirls December 14, 2020
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A 6-year-old girl who was murdered Christmas Eve 1996, the case is still unsolved. This injustice speaks for all social/ethnic groups.
For the love of Jon Benet Ramsey will the Muslims and Jews ever stop fighting?
by justice4all November 9, 2006
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When adult females shave off all their pussy hair, which looks eerily like a small child's pubic region. Hence the Jon Benet Ramsey reference.
My girlfriend shaved her shit Jon-Benet style. She knows I love a smooth pussy.
by killakalli July 18, 2008
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Non alcoholic bar drink - A Shirley Temple without the Cherry (we kicked a guy out of my bar for ordering this).

See Nigga with Gold Teeth (we also kicked a guy out of bar for that one too.
Barkeep... Sling me a Jon Benet Ramsey!
by Uncle Fishbits February 11, 2007
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