First off, take a girls virginity. When she starts to bleed, get some blood on your fingers and smear it around your mouth from cheek to cheek. When she starts to cry or look disgusted, yell out "Why so serious?!"
Jenny started to bleed from the vagina, because it was her first time having sex. John then began to smear her blood all around his mouth from cheek to cheek, pretending to be the joker. As Jenny started to cry, John then proceeds to yell out "Why so serious?!"
by Keith Bill January 28, 2009
The most badass clown this side of Gotham
The Joker's most famous line: Ha ha
by Slatte July 18, 2008
Can make a pencil disappear
Do what The Joker did on that pencil
by Patrick_Bateman July 20, 2008
A villain of the Batman universe, first appearing in Batman #1 (1940). He is considored to be the Caped Crusader's arch nemesis. His title is the "Clown Prince of Crime".

The Joker's real name is unknown, though according to the first movie starring Nicholson, it might of been Jack Napier. The catalyst of his insanity has different tellings:

Originally a failed comedian, coerced into crime after the deaths of his wife and unborn child. Disguised as the "Red Hood", he failed to steal from Monarch Playing Cards. Running from Batman, he fell into a waste pool by the Ace Chemical Processing.

Surving the accident, it coloured his hair green, bleached his skin white and deformed his mouth into a red smile. Using eccentric weapons like acid spilling flowers and static joy-buzzers, he sadistically amuses his victims before he murders them. Other schemes include bribery and terroism.

The sidekick and former pyschiatrist of The Joker is Harley Quin (a.k.a Harleen Quinzel). She accompanies and supports her love interest in his crimes in Gotham City.
"Do I look like I'm joking?"
by Anonymous December 18, 2004
The most fantastic villain to ever be drawn. He's insane, but totally hot, and incredibly amazing.He is a fucking genius and is always ahead of the curb.
The Joker:
Why So Serious?
by epicmiffinbits January 24, 2009
A man who was born a genius, but since no one could compete with his brains went insane out of boredom and started killing people. Then he met Batman, and found someone who actually understood him, who <i>completed</i> him and <i>didn't laugh at any of his jokes</i>. So now he tries to screw Batman's life up, because Batman's just too much damn fun.
"I believe what ever doesn't kill you, simply makes you stranger" - The Joker.
by Piper [The Bandit] December 01, 2008
Batman's arch enemy and a major headache for The Caped Crusader. The Joker could give even Superman a major headache!
It's The Joker up to his old tricks!
by pentozali July 28, 2008
The most badass villian Gotham has ever seen. His insanity is what makes him so ridiculously amazing. The Caped Crusader's biggest rival. Wears make up as war paint to scare his victims. Changes his story about how he got those famous scars every single time. Is and forever will be the best villian to walk the streets of Gotham City.
Whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you....stranger. -The Joker
by thejokerlovesme September 27, 2010

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