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The act of taking a huge dump on your friends face when he is passed out on the couch after a party then having another friend jizz on his face and mixing it around with his dick making a jelly paste. then having your friend wake up and smacking two pieces of bread to each side of his face and yelling JELLY J.
We gave our friend the Jelly J last night after that huge ripper!
by G.G.J.L.J.N September 18, 2009

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