Friend 1 : "So how's your ex girlfriend, Jake?"
Jake: "SHUT UP! YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!"
Friend 2: "Really? You've never even banged her..."
Example 2- Friend
Friend 1: "Is Jake still crying over that girl?"
Friend2: " No he rediscovered his hand."
The Jake: " I CAN HEAR YOU, YOU KNOW. I'M TAKING YOU OFF MY FRIENDS LIST ON XBOX LIVE NOW! ASSHOLE!!"
*The Jake runs off and cries. Then beats off.*
Friend1: "Wow. What a shame..."
Does that girl really eat shit? Yea man, she is a total jake.