The most taken advantage of guy in all of Missouri. But rightly so considering his always stocked fridge of Mt. Dews and an unhealthy love for FBLP.
Hey The Jaceman!, your printer is out of ink again. What's the deal?
perhaps the sexiest man alive, but also the fourth largest queer. once seen eating his own detachable penis, the jaceman! is never a bore. pros: sexy bod, lady skills, herpes. cons: bad breath, fblp, herpes.
one time the jaceman! and myself were shooting craps. i says to the jaceman!, "hey, the jaceman!, wtf?" the jaceman! replies, "huh?" and i shot him