|1.||The Immortal Mango|
1. A mysterious being froma higher plane of existence that for reasons known only to him self utilizes his incredible powers only over the interent and in online games.
2. A sadistic form of torture involving the appliance of an exotic fuit to each an every orrifice at speeds exceding 50 mphs.
1. What the hell is the deal with The Immortal Mango?
2. police suspect the victim was killed by ritual application of The Immortal Mango.