| 1. | The IMPEDE Continuum | ||
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A theory which states that a universe is created from sheer awesomeness and the awesomeness which creates a universe radiates from someone with sheer awesomeness. The awesomeness obstructs any other force which can potentially create life or the like - Hence, it is called the "IMPEDE Continuum". (FYI, if you don't know, Impede means to obstruct.) In other words, awesomeness created the universe and everything else was created by China. Awesome right? Person 1: Guess what?
Person 2: What? Person 1: Totally did something awesome. Person 2: And that was...? Person 1: I created this theory about how awesomeness can create a universe. I called it "The IMPEDE Continuum" <Explains The IMPEDE Continuum> Person 1: Awesome right? Person 2: Awesome.... <awkward silence> Person 2: I wonder what kind of universe just got created... |
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