Top Definition
A sexual act where the man places his hands upon the girls "pleasure spots" and types out the following

Lolz, you don't know what I'm typing. But I bet your glad that I took keyboarding in high school. And with that said you will orgasm caps lock NOW space, space, space, space, space, enter, enter, enter, enter
1. Dan: Dude I totally made this girl asdfjkl;

Lee: Give her the good ol' home row?

Dan: fo sho

2. Jim: the girl was asking for the home row. But I didn't know it. So Dan had to step in

Andrew: ROFL ROFL ROFL LOL LOL LOL HYPHEN >.<
by crazyfreakoman October 31, 2010

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