***WARNING! DO NOT ATTEMPT ON GIRLFRIENDS
Just before you blow, pull it out and spray the load in her face....just about the time she gets that ghastly look and kinda puckers up her face is when you make the move. Turn around quickly (must be while her eyes are still squinted for best effects) and bend over placing your "cheeks" on hers releasing the fumes directly in her face...........and the jews thought they had it bad.
Badass - "Im about to cum !!!"
Slut - "Just come on my stomach"
Badass - "Fuck that!!" (Grabs head...and nuts on face)
Slut - "You dick!!" (Ghastly look on face...)
Badass - (quickly turns around and places "cheeks" on cheeks)..........pppfffffffffff !!!!! (farts)
Slut - "Ewww...Ohhh my God!!!!" (while wiping shards from face....)
Example 2 :
Guy 1 - "Yea me and my girlfriend just broke up."
Guy 2 - " Did you give her The Holocaust? "
Guy 1 - "The Holocaust?"
Guy 2 - "Pussy..." (shaking head in disapointment)
"The Holocaust usually refers to a specific event in 20th centure history: the state-sponsored systematic persecution and annihilation of European Jewry by Nazi Germany and its collaborators between 1933 and 1945.
Victims: Jews, Gypsies, the handicapped, homosexuals, Jehovah's Witnesses, Soviet POW's, and political dissidents
Why? Not simply the logical and inevitable consequence of unbridled rascism. Rather, rascism, combinded with centuries-old bigotry, renewed by a nationalistic fervor which emerged in Europe in the later half of the 19th centure, fueled by Germany's defeat in WWI and its national humiliation following the Treaty of Versailles, exacerbated by worldwide economic hard times, the ineffectiveness of the Weimar Republic, and international indifference, and catalyzed by the political charisma, militaristic inclusiveness, and manipulative propaganda of Adolf Hitler's Nazi regime, contributed to the eventuality of the Holocaust."