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In the future, when women rule the earth, there will no men or vibrators, only hologram cocks. The day this travesty occurs is The Holocauks.
Woman 1: "Ever since the holocauks, my sex life has been great!"

Woman 2: "Mine too! After I orgasm HE makes ME a sandwich, its just a hologram though so I can only pretend to eat it."
by Rhinomancer July 19, 2010

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