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1. The Discworld's version of Santa Claus. He wears a red, fur-lined cloak, and rides a sleigh pulled by four wild boars, Gouger, Rooter, Tusker and Snouter. In earlier times he gave households pork products, and naughty children a bag of bloody bones.

2.Love Pig
Wow, he is like a modern Hogfather!

So, what did the Hogfather bring you Timy?
by Mr. Jonathan Teatime June 04, 2010

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