Top Definition
a comical way to describe H.I.V.
i aint gettin with that girl, she's probably got the hiv.
by alga February 11, 2007
As in H.I.V.; one step closer to AIDS.
Vagiquita, I got the 'HIV' in my belly and I's ain't lyin'.

Ohhhh, Shaniqua, you's a nasty niggah. Stop triflin', niggah. Shoot.
by Chuck Alan Poindexter November 12, 2004
Used to describe any type of illness (i.e. cold, flu, etc.) but not the actual H.I.V.

Rhymes with olive.
Steven-O: Uh-oh... I think I've got 'the hiv'. Guess I better call out sick from work tomorrow.
by Steven-O December 31, 2009
The hiv is a slang term for saying someone as the HIV virus.
Holy shit bro I got the HIV!
by HoopDaddy1 May 24, 2016
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