Tom: LOL no...i don't ;)
John: something smells like shit around here.l funny.
Tom: XP!!!! Someone gave you the Hitler!!! LOL LOL OMFG!!1!!
John: Shit. that's fucked up
During anal sex with my girlfriend, she asked to suck on it. When she rolled over she hit my leg and i tripped, giving her The Hitler.
Place your favourite finger into your arse and poop on it a little, then withdraw said finger and pull down on her head and smear a little of the poop on your finger onto the middle of her top lip, under her nose. Keep it narrow or else it is a Lebanese Frown.