Then you shave it off and place it in a ziploc bag keeping it in close proximity to the next location of sexual promiscuity.
So the next time you're barebacking a chick from behind pull out just in time to unleash your jizzum all over the female buttocks.
Quickly grab the ziploc and dump contents all over said jizzum. wipe it in nice and good then jump on her back with enough forward momentum that your propelled off the bed on your makeshift flying broom (nimbus 2000)
Kevin: She found out she sucks at flying.
Kevin: Nah, I gave her The Harry Potter and her ass barely cleared my dresser.
Occurs when, during a three-some, a female is jacking off a male. Right before he's ready to culminate, she yells "Alakazam," quickly turns the cock and, in a wand-like motion, yanks it so it blows all over the third member.
Optional: Friend dresses in formal wizard attire.
Friend 2 : We tried The Harry Potter, but she was a fucking muggle.
Friend 1 : Bummer.
After which he kills the recipient's parents, or next of kin.
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