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Hannah Perks is a mythical creature who has lived on the Earth for billions of years.

Hannah's main interests are gaming, making love to lamp posts and touching up old men.

Hannah can't attract any male species her age so she targets the older generation among her species.
The Hannah Perks dwells the depths of Soho.
by The Notorious MrSpagBoll August 10, 2012

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