We don't appreciate celebrities and cidiots ruining our summers by jamming up Sunrise with their ridiculously over-priced pieces of plastic they call cars. We also don't like serving pieces of shit from Manhattan that think they're better than us because they are in OUR hometown for the summer.
Local: "Actually I work my ass off to afford the things I have just like everyone else."
Don't take Sunrise during the following: Memorial Day/ Independence Day / The Hampton Classic / Any movie primeres
Local- Damn these cidiots taking over the hamptons.
Lana: Lucky its so nice out there!!!
Fred: Where do you live?
Tim: In East Hampton
Fred: Dude you must be LOADED!!!
Tim: Not really...
Year round it's mostly made up of middle class families just trying to get by. In the summer, cidiots (city idiots) or tourons (tourist morons) come out and cause extreme traffic and be generally stupid. In the winter, the Hamptons are pretty quiet (although Bridgehampton and Easthampton get very ghetto).
Local: There is absolutely NOTHING to do here...