Every group has what is considered a male group leader, also known as "Head douche." This douche is usually a benign IT weasel, sex toy collector, or blatantly nefarious weakling. A female-esque group leader is also present solely to stave off the sexual frustrations of the other groupies; without her they would just be considered closet homosexuals. Additional group members are few, but usually consist of individuals with far lower levels of self worth or self esteem than the Head Douche. Such individuals usually carry such illustrious careers as grocery store workers, snake charmers, doorknobs, desk jockeys, and career students.
Group Activities include playing tiddley winks with no undies on, erotic fantasies of cartoon characters, having multiple illegitimate (illiterate) redneck children, and gay sex.
Guy 2: Did you tell them to "either grow up or grow a pair?"
'dude.... thats The Group.... Duh..'
'omg! look at those people loitering outside Johnstons Court... they are so trying to be The Group..'
'i always feel so lonely when i delete myself from The Group..'
person: i hate those people
person2: Zakk's the only cool one
person: i know
C-Dawg: I'll check it out.
Uninvited Guest: Hey I brought some munchies for "the group"
The Group: ahh..
anyone in the world- the group
Person 2: i know right there so stunning i wish i would be in 'the group' with them!
Person 1: im gonna cry now !
Person 2: yeah me too my lifes not complete without being in 'the group'!