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The True Christmas hero. He fights for elven rights, against santa the clause, delivers Christmas presents to all the good boys and girls and gives joy to all.
Mother: Johnny, Have you been a good little boy this year?
Johnny: Yes!
Mother: Well then maybe the Great Christmas Penguin will bring you a new Car.
by The Great Christmas Penguin July 30, 2005