|1.||The Ginger Council|
A council of fifty or so red haired people who meet on the perihelion every year to decide on world events. The base of operations is in Jinger Port, South Africa. A majority of their operations are carried out by a secret hit squad of red heads called Ginganinjas.
Some famous members include Ron Howard, Carrot Top, Thomas Jefferson(founder), myself, and Malcolm X(he had reddish brown hair)
The Ginger Council is stealing your sperm to create a mutant army of gingers.