Etymology: Middle English, from Old Norse, something given, talent; akin to Old English giefan to give
1 : a shitless
wipe awarded from on high to a worthy recipient
1 : "Oh man, I just recieved THE GIFT today, I took a heinous dump
and went to wipe what I thought would be a shitty ass
and I was clean. God has been good to me."
2 : "The best way to be awarded THE GIFT is to hold your poo in til you are turtlehead
ing. Your patience will yield a shitless wipe."
someone who has herpes. hence, the gift that keeps on giving.
watch out for girl, she's got the gift.
named for its creator, a deep, penetrating ass-grab that often includes portions of the grundle
Last night, I saw Gifty administer the gift
to at least four different people.
Nothing can clear out a party faster than an asshole who is creeping around giving the gift
One of these days, Keith is going to get arrested or killed for giving the gift
to the wrong chick.