|1.||The Full Abreu|
When men fail to hit on an attractive woman because they realize she is out of their league, thus leading her to have to settle for someone who she would normally be too good for.
Joanna really went into the back room with the guy in the Against Me t-shirt? Guess she got the full Abreu.
Bobby Abreu may have had some age related decline, but it's very surprising that no team was willing to pay him more than five million dollars on a one year contract.