Top Definition
An alternative to the popular program 'The Lion Man'. A fat repulsive paedo who works as a job centre advisor moves to a shared house where he lives on a diet of hideous smelling non branded foods cooked in cheap oil. The camera crews follow him in his every day life of agraphobia, depression and waiting outside schools in long jackets at home time.
"mummy, there's a man squirting milk at me through the railings. oh shit its the frying man. lock up your toddlers and get the bobbitt scissors"
#five burgers a day keeps the acne fairy in business #tramplestiltskin #swap potatoes for fresh lard campaign #playpark resident #curtain twitcher
by Roderick Van Chuffsplitz August 01, 2009
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