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The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.
Barry loves the French Muffin.
by Jakobeson November 23, 2006
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Words related to The French Muffin:

french soup alabama hot pocket boston pancake defecation etc.