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The French Muffin is the art of defecating into your own hand, molding it into a muffin, and devouring it before it gets cold.

Also refer to French Soup.
Barry loves the French Muffin.
by Jakobeson November 23, 2006

Words related to The French Muffin

french soup alabama hot pocket boston pancake defecation etc.