- When trying to make the perfect pancake many hurdles must be taken into account.
- "The First Pancake" usually gets temperature neglected, and often undergoes premature flipping. As a result "The First Pancake" turns out burnt, misshaped, undercooked, sloppy and tossed to the side.
- In worst case scenarios, "The First Pancake" is throughly buttered and heavily syrupped to cover up baking impurities.
"I feel like the first pancake sometimes... my brothers and sisters turned out better than me."
"I am a first pancake."