|1.||The Fantuish Rap|
The Fantuish Rap, a once-successful e-paper that has now fallen on hard times and become something of an anti-legend due to its editor, named 'Rapper'. It has recently failed miserably but there have been claims that it will rise 'like a phonixe form the falmes'(sic).
tnman: This week's issue of The Fantuish Rap was proper bo, I tell thee.
Wasson: No it wasn't. I cannot say why, but I disagree because that's what I do.