|1.||The Falwellian Empire|
Lynchburg, VA. Dominated by Liberty University, Falwell's own "city on a hill", aka- Liberty Mountain. So many lights the thing has a freakin' halo at night. The Falwellian Empire includes Wal-Mart, Target, Olive Garden, Sonics, and pretty much anything else you could think of. You can't do anything in Lynchburg without venturing into God Squad territory.
"Dude, let's go to Wal-Mart!"
"No, thanks, I don't feel like being exposed to the Falwellian Empire at the moment..."
"It's ok, it's 11 o'clock. It's past the God Squad's bedtime."
"Sweet, let's go!"