|2.||The End of the World|
As fortold by Philip DeFranco, The world will end it 2012 when the Vampire Robot Nazis who are also Zombies attack. The obvious way to stop this attack would be Chuck Norris, but unfortunately he too is a Vampire robot Nazi who is also a zombie.
In the struggle to save the world, dolphins with laserbeams on their heads will team up with Flying Raptor Jesus to defeat Chuck Norris and the Vampire Robot Nazis who are also zombies. The battle with be close, but in the end we will lose and everyone will die. The end.
"Everyone knows the only thing that can defeat a vampire robot nazi that is also a zombie AND Chuck Norris is flying Raptor Jesus. And I dont mean to be a cynic or anything but I dont think Flying raptor jesus is going to come to our aid" - The End of the World
|1.||the end of the world|
Most hilarious flash animation ever. If you want to see it go to endofworld.net.
Hokay. so. here is the earth.more...
s'chillin. damn, that is a sweet earth you might say. ROUND!
alright, ruling out the ice caps melting, meteors becoming crashed into us, the ozone layer leaving and the sun exploding, we are definitely going to blow ourselves up.
hokay so basically we've got
China France India Israel Pakistan Russia the UK and US. with nukes.
we've got about 26 hundred more than anybody else, whatever. hanyway
one day we decides those Chinese sons of a bitches are going down.
So we launch a nuke at china.
while its on its way china is like
"shit shit who the fuck is shooting us... oh well, fire missiles!"
Then France is like
"Shit guys, we got the missiles are coming, fire our shit"
"but i am le tired."
"well have a nap, THEN FIRE ZE MISSLES!"
Meanwhile Australia is down there like 'WTF mates ^^'
India Israel and Pakistan launch their shit, so now we've got missiles flying everywhere passing each other.
Russia's like "AHH motherland"
Then England is like
"Its about that time eh chaps?... Right o"
So now the US is like "fuck we're dumb asses"
Canada is like 'whats going on EH?'
Australia is still like "WTF ^^"
mars is laughing at us, and some huge meteor is like 'well fuck that.'
So now we've got nuclear winter.
everyone is dead except Australia.
And they're still like 'WTF?'
But they'll be dead soon. fucking kangaroos
But. assuming we don't blow ourselves up, us Californians just have to wo...
|3.||the end of the world|
awesome cartoon on ebaumsworld under animation
About how the world will soon end b/c of the USA andnukes
"Man, the end of the world is so fuckin hilarious, i fuckin pissed my pants and almost shit in them, BIOTCH!"
|4.||The end of the world|
The end of the world occurs when you yourself end. The world doesn't end for everybody at once the world ends with you. You can expand your world pass the stars beyond the heavens and through God. People only see the world as they wish so, that world and the other people and everything in there might as well be that world.
Who knows? Maybe the end of the world is just the beginning of another journey in life we can decipher life is truth from the moment we are born then what is to be deciphered in death?
|5.||The End of the World|
The End of the World is the time at which The Zombies overrun Earth, or Mateus decides he doesn't need it. Either way, Mateus has been quoted on saying: "There is no heaven - get over it. The only ones who are getting immortality are the hookers. The rest of you cock-monkeys are gonna rot in the dirt. Hehe."
Mateus: "The End of the World? - When all the hookers are gone. Nah, just kidding. The Earth will be here for ages, though all you little bastards will end up killing yourselves if that Hillary Clinton bitch becomes President. Hehe. Boo feminism! Hooray Canada and threesomes! Anyone got some speed?"
|6.||the end of the world|
the day this pathetic, war-infested,money driven world ceases to exist.
Why are people so afraid of it? Sure it's not a good thing but mankind's corrupt reign will be done.
|7.||the end of the world|
every day is the end of the world, and every morning is the beginning.
when you woke up this morning, it was a new world. it was the end of the world last night when you went to bed. What are you doing wasting all this time on the internet?