|1.||The Elokobi Rule|
The un-written law of football where if George Elokobi, the wolves legend, scores a goal on FIFA or Pro Evolution it counts as 19.
A similar rule applies to Emile Heskey, whose goals are worth 5 a piece. However if both players score in the same game "blump saturation" occurs which means both players goals are now worth 1. Blump saturation has never been forced to date due to it's unlikelyness.
Nick: An elokobi hatrick, amazing. I make that 57-2. I love The Elokobi Rule.
Sid: Correct, but it only takes one heskey goal to make it 3-3
Nick: Well that's blump saturation for you.