| 1. | The Ellington | ||
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ˈthē ˈe-liŋ-tən The act of collecting and transferring sweat produced by the crevasse between the gluteus maximus under duress (e.g., such as heavy physical exertion and/or dining in a Tandoori restaurant). Classical protocol calls for transferring said sweat onto appropriate digit and applying product to upper lip. Can be self-inflicted or shared with friends. In the workplace, should only be used as a motivational or team-building tool. Within family units parental consent is required and often a prerequisite for said activity. Ralphy was mouthing off so I applied "The Elllington".
Team morale was low until "The Ellington" was executed. |
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