For full effect, you should be listening to the song "Walk Like an Egyptian".
Picture an ancient Egyptian painting and how they stand. One hand pointed out front and one pointed back.
Your are puking so bad, and all of a sudden you feel some poop coming out the other side. What ya gonna do? The Egyptian. Get up and straddle the tank. Puke into the tank and poop in the bowl at the same time! That's the Egyptian