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not the south of England.
And definitely NOT the north!
home of incomprehendable contrasts such as the neighbouring cities of Derby and Nottingham. Derby; otherwise known as the home of repulsive ogre people is a horrible place, whereas Nottingham is a place of tranquility and love.
A - I'm headed to the north for my holidays this year.
B - Cool where are you going?
A - Derby.
B - that's in the East Midlands you fuck-wit. I hope you get horrifically strangulated by the ogre people before the kind, understanding and generous people of Nottingham can save you. you shit-for-brains, monkey arsehole of a person.
by monsieur du brouillard June 21, 2011

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