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When your ex-girlfriend/girlfriend/wife is yelling at you shake her violently until she urinates all over the floor then drop her to her knees, grab her hair and rub her nose in the puddle as you fuck her doggy style.
My crazy ex-girlfriend was pounding on my door wasted at 2 a.m. so I pulled The Dog Whisperer to teach her a lesson.
by Cesar Milan April 15, 2011