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A Dirty Ordonez is where you are jealous of a man having sex with a girl you could have had sex with and you walk in on them during sexual intercourse and violently jam one or two fingers up the man's rectum.
That poor bastard Mike...he got The Dirty Ordonez this time.
by Nick's Fix February 15, 2008

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