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It is where u drag sweaty balls across someones face.
I ran a mile then gave my girl friend The Dirty Mop.
by n a f t a June 04, 2009
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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When a janitor jizzes in your hair.
I totally got the The Dirty Mop in the janitor's closet after school yesterday.
by Those are the fax March 01, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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