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In all photographs of Jesus Christ, he is wearing a beard.

It is nasty.
This phrase is used by people who would rather go to hell, than spend eternity in "Heaven" and Jesus' nasty ass uncombed stringy fucking beard.
Phillip: JOHN, what you are doing is a sin.
John: Well, Phillip... the Devil shaves
by TheBathroomExperience April 23, 2011